Wednesday, August 25, 2010

What happens when there is no best man to win?

It seems that Bob Katter finally has the ears of the nation. At last!

So what do you do when everyone slinks home from the election party and you simply cannot drink another (very very full) glass of warm chardonnay poured by the nice volunteers from the social club?

Step 1:
You present yourself to the people.

Step 2:
You get down low and tell everyone to brace themselves for the worst.


Step 3:
You fly.


Step 4:
You start to really believe in yourself, to the point that any ironic fit ball stunts become part of your actual dancing repertoire.


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